A Hazzard Life 101 the Knyte way

Lyfe in Hazzard can change faster than getting into your long johns on a cold winter morning.

I caught some extra cash from a toew I ran, so decided to go snag a movie. Of course the film that I wanted to see was not playing so , I decided on going to Machete Kills Again,   The film was more funny on the level of a dramacom, than one of violence. There was this one guy called the comelieun, that kept pulling his face off then shooting anyone that could identify him. Firs he turned into Antonio Bandarass, the Cuba Gooding Junior, then Lady Gaga, it was hilarious. the thing had a movie preview at the start that told you part of the finale. then mid way into the film just when you thought you had it figured out, there’d be a resurrected Machete and a whole new plot. Even Mel Gibson, and Carlos Estevez who is Charlie Sheen. It was a riut.

So the film is a bit gruesome to take the kids to but as a blood and guts film versus a comedy it’s a good mix of the two, I give it 5 paws.

Here’s what I dislike about going to the movie. Its not the box office admission fee that kicks you in the groin, at $8.50 you can still afford to see a film, it’s the yummies that puts a grenade in your shorts. $5.00 for a small soda? Bullsbreath, Theaters are doing Boss Hogg style of economics. But I guess the local theaters have to make money to afford to show box office super films.

Okay then, amongst my ills this past evening, knowing food in the theater was going to be expensive I chowed down at the SubWay there in the mall, makes it handy, grab grub before you go to the movie. Saw numerous young ladies, dressed to the 9’s, twitching their little behinds, advertising something they have no idea of selling, much less give away. And even if an older guy was to partake you know that the rule of 17 gets you 25, is the rule for those who snack on those in skool. But these gals offer meat that someone very hungry might want to at least scratch and sniff is not smart. That all in another issue.

But dig this, I have gotten to the point to where even with so much I have to pay and all, I’m still going to live a bit. The bills generated by the Knytes will be paid by the Knytes, its that simple.

See ya’ll on the radio.

L&R Rebels And Aviators,

 

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